Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
