your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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