he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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