If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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