Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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