Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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