Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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