so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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