I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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