Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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