I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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