he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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