Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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