hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
