..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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