You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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