i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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