so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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