It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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