: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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