I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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