My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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