if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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