I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
its not stalking. its research.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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