have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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