the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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