Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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