i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you told grandpa to call you daddy
ttyl tear gas
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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