The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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