the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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