i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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