told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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