I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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