OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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