do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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