did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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