come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize
