Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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