don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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