I murdered the dance floor call the cops
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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