i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I still have a little drunk in my system
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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