i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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