you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
