Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Shame - the story of my life.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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