Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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