We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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