I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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