Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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