winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I have post one night stand depression
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