I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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