Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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