I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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