i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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