In the future we'll all be gay
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I have already put on my inside pants.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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