no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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